Thursday, June 17, 2010


My boss can be a bitch sometimes. I dont think she means to, but sometimes its crazy.

And sometimes I bend the rules at work. Approximately 4 out of 5 days I am running in the door either late or just in the knick of time. I take extended breaks every now and then (almost every lunch hour... but I make up for it) and although I kick ass at my job I am still learning and I mess up every now and then.

I've done some small screw ups that have cost "the company" money (technichally it didn't, they just didn't profit off of it) but I've also caught other peoples screw ups and MADE the company money they would have missed out on too.

Well... today Little Miss Bitchy Boss was at my desk and something interesting happened. She was standing right beside me asking about some pricing thing and all of a sudden "PFFFFT".

She farted.

A loud one too. I couldn't help but laugh.

From now on when she's being bitchy I can look at her and laugh in my head knowing that she accidentaly let one slip when she was trying to be serious.

Definite win for me.


Jewels Diva® said...


I hope she was thoroughly embarrassed by her bahaviour.

Janna said...

That is just AWESOME on so many levels!

JaG said...

OH wow she crop dusted your desk!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha that is too funny

Anonymous said...

Hahaha this is hilarious. It's one of those moments when NOTHING has to be said, she knows you've got blackmail now. Michelle:1, Bitchy boss:0